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KOEI IS A SELF-SAUCING PUDDING

ALL THE WORK'S BEEN DONE: WE SIMPLY DISH IT OUT

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CAPSLOCK KOEI
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EVERYTHING IS BIGGER, BETTER & GAYER IN CAPSLOCK.

BANNER BY naralove

CAPSLOCK_KOEI

ANOTHER SPINOFF FROM capslock_friday
BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MODS BEHIND dw_the_musical (YES, THAT SHAMBLES), ironchefslash AND warriorslash (YES, THAT SHAMBLES)


THIS. IS. CAPSLOCK_KOEI.
IT SORTS THE MEN FROM THE BOYS FROM THE HERMAPHRODITES.




FLAMING JESUS IS OUR MASCOT & OVERLORD
WE ARE HIS CHILDREN
(YELLOW TURBANS ARE OPTIONAL)



DO:
1. USE ALL CAPSLOCK, ALL THE TIME. THIS SHOULD BE OBVIOUS BY NOW. IF IT'S NOT, I DON'T KNOW IF A WORD EXISTS THAT DESCRIBES THE SPECIAL TYPE OF IDIOT I ASSUME YOU MUST BE.

2. POST PENANCE IF YOU SCREW UP. BY SCREWING UP I MEAN, POSTING IN LOWERCASE (BY ACCIDENT, I HOPE). THE PERSON CATCHING THE LOWERCASE CAN REQUEST FORM/TYPE/METHOD OF PENANCE (NO DOLLA-DOLLA-BILLS YO', BUT BRIBERY BY OTHER MEANS IS ENCOURAGED)

3. POST ANYTHING TO DO WITH KOEI WHICH ENCOMPASSES (BUT IS NOT RESTRICTED TO) THE FOLLOWING SERIES OF GAMES:

BLADESTORM: THE HUNDRED YEARS WAR
DYNASTY WARRIORS
DYNASTY WARRIORS: GUNDAM
SAMURAI WARRIORS
WARRIORS OROCHI
ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS
KESSEN (I, II AND III)
G1 JOCKEY
GITAROO MAN


AS WELL AS MANY OTHERS.
(I DIDN'T HAVE TO INCLUDE THOSE LAST TWO BUT I DID BECAUSE IT AMUSED ME)
WE HAVE A STRONG AND JUSTIFIABLE BIAS TOWARDS THE DYNASTY WARRIORS AND SAMURAI WARRIORS TITLES BUT YOU CAN BRING UP ANYTHING AND WE'LL LOL. HOPEFULLY.

SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE'S PLAYED G1 JOCKEY, LET ME KNOW

YOU CAN BRING UP OTHER GAMES AS WELL, BUT REMEMBER. THIS IS CAPSOCK (TECMO) KOEI, NOT CAPSLOCK CAPCOM. ALTHOUGH THE ALLITERATION IS NICE. (KAPSLOCK KOEI?)

4. WE'RE SLASH FRIENDLY, JUST SO YOU KNOW. BECAUSE KOEI ARE. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED BY NOW. [IN WHICH CASE REFER TO MY COMMENT ABOUT IDIOTS IN #1] BUT BY THE SAME TOKEN WE DON'T WANT TO WAVE IT IN YOUR FACE. AT LEAST, NOT ALL THE TIME. KOEI CAN DO THAT FOR US.

5. BE REALLY, REALLY, UNNECESSARILY RUDE AND RANTY. WHAT'S THE POINT OF A CAPSLOCK KEY IF YOU CANNOT USE IT THE WAY CHRISTOPHER LATHAM SHOLES INTENDED - ANGRILY

6. BE FUNNY. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE BE FUNNY



DON'T:
1. BE SRS BSNZ. THERE ARE OTHER PLACES FOR THAT, LIKE dynastywarriors, sengoku_musou AND EVEN warriorslash (SOMETIMES). BUT NOT HERE.

2. GET OFFENDED. WE HAVE NO ROOM FOR CRY-BABY LIU BEI/SUN QUAN TYPES HERE. BE HARDCORE AND FEARLESS LIKE SUN JIAN. HE COULD FIGHT HIS OWN BATTLES BUT PROBABLY OVERESTIMATED HIS CAPACITY FOR BEING ARROW'D IN THE PROCESS. BE A MARTYR, NOT A VICTIM

3. POST NSFW/NSFS PICS WITHOUT A CUT. OR OVERLY LARGE PICS WITHOUT A CUT. BECAUSE THAT'S NOT COOL. THAT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. IF YOU CAN'T DO AN LJ-CUT BY NOW, YOU MUST BE RETARDED




IN SHORT, ATTACK IDEAS, NOT PEOPLE
[I STOLE THAT STRAIGHT FROM CAPSLOCK_HOUSE BECAUSE IT WAS ORSM]




YOUR MODS
princewenyuan [THE WEI FACTION]
rhett [THE SHU FACTION]


THE MODS, YOUR GODS, RESERVE THE RIGHT TO CHANGE/MODIFY/DELETE THESE RULES AT ANY TIME
WE CAN ALSO B& YOUR ARSE IF YOU INDEED CHOOSE TO BE AN ARSE AT ANY TIME.

'WHO NEEDZ DEMOKRATZY? I PREFUR BENEVULUNT DICKTATERSHIP!'
THIS IS NOT THE EFFIN' HAN, PEOPLE. WE'RE INSTALLING A NEW, BRILLIANT TYPE OF GOVERNMENT HERE. WE'RE LIKE WEI, BUT LESS INBRED (SORRY, THAT'S WU) AND MORE AWESOME.


AFFLIATES
[WE WILL AFFILIATE WITH ANY CAPSLOCK COMM THAT GIVES A DAMN ABOUT US]

warriorslash [FOR SRS BSNZ CONCERNING THE FAGGOTRY IN DYNASTY & SAMURAI WARRIORS]
capslock_jrock [SELF-EXPLANATORY]
kishicapslock [SOMEWHAT LESS SELF-EXPLANATORY, COMM FOR KISHIDAN/DJ OZMA/YAJIMA BIYOUSHITSU ETC. ETC. ETC. CAPSLOCKERY]
capslock_poupee [SELF-EXPLANATORY-ISH, FOR POUPEE GIRL DOLL THINGERS]
capslock_80s [THERE AIN'T NO DECADE MORE CAPITAL]

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